The Unseemly
Troubadour
I had a look around for a similar topic, but couldn't find one. So, why not, I said? Come out, come out wherever you are, and post a joke on this thread.
As always, these jokes are to be family friendly, and not offensive to anybody of any ethnicity/race/culture etc. See how compliant mods. are about swearing in these jokes.
Anyway: one to start off with:
Why were E.T.'s eyes so big?
Because he saw his phone bill.
As always, these jokes are to be family friendly, and not offensive to anybody of any ethnicity/race/culture etc. See how compliant mods. are about swearing in these jokes.
Anyway: one to start off with:
Why were E.T.'s eyes so big?
Because he saw his phone bill.